Here comes summer? Not for me, thank you. You sun freaks can keep your sticky, uncomfortable heatwaves. Here are 10 Things I Hate About Hot Weather:
- You can’t sleep at night, it is so humid and uncomfortable.
- Everywhere is packed.
- Radio DJs and the like raving on and on about “enjoying the glorious sunshine”. BELT UP, you IRRITATING sun freaks!
- You don’t enjoy your food the same.
- You are incessantly thirsty and unable to slake it, no matter how many iced drinks you consume.
- Noisy bloody music blasting out of car stereos (the sun definitely goes to their heads!).
- Weather forecasters who automatically assume that we all like hot weather. Trust me, we DON’T.
- Insects everywhere.
- Bloody sunburn.
- You are too tired to do anything other than sit right on top of the cooling fan.
Roll on autumn and cooler weather, that’s what I say.